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Saturday, 24 October 2009

  • Fox News is OK

    The truth is I do not mind them. They make me laugh with their ridiculous stories about me. Only inbred dopes below the Mason-Dixon line, or people growing corn in the places like Nebraska really care about that piece of shit channel. Y'know there's some white hoods in their closets. The same people who see UFOs delivering the h1n1 vaccine to our government. HAHAHA. Okay bitches, I got to go whip Biden's ass at NBA Live some more.

Friday, 23 October 2009

  • State of the Xanga Address

    I know the outlook of Xanga has not looked good lately Xangans. Traffic is down. Friends leave. Republican bloggers manipulate the masses with their spin. They should not be taken seriously as news on Xanga. The lies they spread about me are completely misfounded.

    Today as I address you Xanga, I want to tell you the real path to rebuilding Xanga. Just say 'Yes we can' after me.

    1) We must work to abolish the ish sites, they keep us brothers down.

    YES WE CAN!

    2) We must force republican women to get abortions when they are pregnant.

    YES WE CAN!

    3) We need to overthrow the Top Bloggers who are greedy!

    YES WE CAN!

    4) We must tell the Xanga Team that we want them to 'Save the Boobs' too by featuring TheTheologiansCafe's alternative site for 'Saving the Boobs'.

    YES WE CAN!

    5) We need to create future Pimps and Hoes by growing the ACORN foundation on Xanga.

    YES WE CAN!

    6) We need to ban Kanye West from the radio.

    YES WE CAN!

    7) We need to send trolls off to the Twitter and Facebook gulags, and force them to drive more traffic to our sites.

    YES WE CAN!

    8) More boobs.

    YES WE CAN!

    9) Less blogs by conservatives.

    YES WE CAN!

    10) We need to have 100 footprints a day at least for all Xangans alike, except Republican Xangans.

    YES WE CAN!

Thursday, 22 October 2009

  • Fuck Fox News

    Yo Glenn Beck
    get down on your knees bitch and suck my peck
    You see I am the President
    What I says goes
    You need to pop a spearmint
    after going down on all those conservative hoes
    I flow nicely
    I even got time to do up Bill O'Reilly
    The guy says he ain't about the spin
    I say fuck him
    He is just angry because the Big O always wins

    Fuck Fox News
    They secretly hate on the jews
    Fuck Fox News
    If you have a dark complexion like me
    They want to make you black and blue

    I got my bros and hoes in the White House now
    while Fox just appeals to fat cows
    Rupert Murdoch
    The man ain't no Sherlock
    And what's that niggas name?
    Sean Hannity?
    Bitch is a plain Nazi
    in secret he gets on his knees
    to the boy they call Bush Junior
    his crotch so hairy
    he needs a pruner

    Fuck Fox News
    They secretly hate on the jews
    Fuck Fox News
    If you have a dark complexion like me
    They want to make you black and blue

Wednesday, 16 September 2009

Monday, 27 July 2009

  • Pro-Life=anti-semites

    If we could abort future Hitlers would it be wrong?

    That's what the Pro-Life people would have you believe. That aborting monsters is wrong.

    They secretly want future Hitlers because Pro-Lifers hate the jews.

    Why do you think so many jews are liberals?

    They know that Pro-Lifers would set up gas chambers if they had their wicked ways.


    Repeat me after me everyone


    Pro Life is anti-semite!

    Pro Life is anti-semite!

    Pro Life is anti-semite!

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